My last period class today had me rolling on the floor laughing:
Student M: “Erika, have you tried caribou and moose?”
Erika: “No, not yet.”
Student M: “Are you vegetation?”
Erika: “Are you asking me if I”m a plant???”
Student M: “Ohhh… I mean….”
Erika: “No, I’m not vegetarian”
Student J: Hey Erika, why are we at war with Iraq anyways?
Erika: Well, let’s see if I can tell the short story of this…
Student D: Oh, I know, I know!
Erika: Ok, go ahead and explain.
Student D: Well, it’s because they bombed Pearl Harbor! (Says this very confidently!)
Erika: *hangs head*
Student M: Wait, isn’t Pearl Harbor in Alaska?
Student H: Yah, yah! It’s by those islands, down south you know…